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And then there was the Newfie who from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band.

Did you hear about the guy from from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?

Why are Canadians given only a half from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them.

The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.

Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?

Did you hear about the dumb father from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?

Henderson bought a new car and after from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he'd locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. "Which is the cheapest window to break?" he asked. "You don't have to break any of the windows," explained the dealer. "I'll come right down with another key and we can open it together." "No, no!" shouted the new car owner. "I gotta know now! It's about to rain and I wanna put the top up!"

An army sergeant told Private Perkins to from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"

Shingles were loose on Pennocks roof and from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton. "I can't today," Pennock replied. "It's pouring rain." "Well, why don't you patch it in dry weather." "It don't leak then!"

Wyatt Milford and Calhoun were standing one from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, "Why don't you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?" "We don't wanna measure the length, mister!" Wyatt sneered. "We wanna measure the height!"

Chaffee could talk on any subject whether from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly he didn't. One day his neighbor Nibley could stand no more. "Do you realize," asked Nibley, "that you and I know all there is to be known?" "Do you really think so?" said Chaffee. "How do you figure that?" "Easy," answered Nibley. "You know everything except that you're a damn idiot. And I know that!"

Tyfus applied for a job in a from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked, "Have your eyes ever been checked?" "No," said the worker. "They've always been brown."

Rigby drove into the city with his from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, "Gimme two tickets for tonight's show." "Sorry," said the box office attendant. "There are no seats left. We have only two standing rooms left." "Well, I'll be hog tied! Only two left in standing room!" said the farm boy. "Are they together?"

Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at a Tus-caloosa ballroom. They danced every dance together. When the evening was over, he asked if he could see her next time he was in town. "Yes," replied Patricia Ann shyly. The young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked, "What's your number?" "CApitol 4-6173." After a long embarrassed pause, Duayne asked, "How do yew make a capital 4?"

Edney and Cole two Ohio Edison electrical from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. "Hey, Cole!" said Edney. "See those two wires?" "Sure," Cole answered. "Now just grab one of them." Cole grabbed one of the wires. "Feel anything?" asked his partner. "Not a thing," answered Cole. "Good!" said Edney. "Don't touch the other one or you'll drop dead!"

Delmer Howd you like the play last from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Delmer: How'd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second. Delmer: Why didn't you stay? Parley: I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program, 'Two Years Later.'

Guidry called in Plotke the painter for from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house. "How much you gonna charge me?" asked Guidry. "Twenty dollars an hour," replied Plotke. "Good Lord!" exclaimed the home owner. "I wouldn't pay Michelangelo that price!" "I tell you one thing, mister," said the painter. "If that guy you mentioned is doin' the job for less, he ain't no member of our union!"

Calvin went to Pearsons Pet Shop to from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die." Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. "He died," said Calvin. "But I told you not to file the beak too much." "I didn't," explained Calvin, "but by the time I got him out of the vise, he was already dead."

Young Bradley arrived at his dates house from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. "What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is soakin' wet?" "Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR."

What has eight legs and an IQ from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game.